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A bored 17-year old. The End
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Exp. Points: 140 / 180
Exp. Rank #: 163,281
Voting Pow.: 3.82 votes
BBS Posts: 3 (0.01 per day)
Flash Reviews: 46
Music Reviews: 9
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
Latest Flash Reviews
It wasn't all that good, the game play was slow and dull, it seemed like a bad rushed clone of Bowmaster, except with the upgrades sliced off. what can i say? How the heck did this get on the front page?!
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This is game is more guesswork and pure luck. by the 5'th level, its was just stupid luck, guesswork, and stupid level design. for the next game, tighten up the level design, add a skip feature, and stop the ragdolls from flopping around like some kind of a drunken pixie. Also, make a "easy medium hard" graph of the levels.
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Animaition...Was too slow and jerky. 3.
Story...Good story choice, though kinda boring, because really, an old stork? wtf? 5.
Sound...The sound, is baisicly non existent except for baby gurgles and weird bottle machine sounds.
Overall...Okay, but incredible boring and lacking. WAAAAAH THIS GAME SUCKS!!!(Hey, did you know that a game is bad if it feels like a chore?)
Comments...I don'r really like these games because:
1. You beg for money waaay too much.
2. All of them are just demos. Wha the hell? i know your trying to make a buck here but still...i woulden't pay for these.
3. All of these games stink like rotten eggs.
4. They suck.
5. I would not buy these stinkers. $19.99? Oh hell no. $10.00? In your dreams.
$5.00? If i liked one of these deep-as-a-spoon games, maybe.
$1.00? Then and basically only then.
Down to the point. These games feel to fake and stupid to think that they were ment to be bought.
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Latest Audio Reviews
It makes me think of a old king, on his deathbed, thinking of the wars of long ago that he fought in. then i changes somewhat, to the king's heir, preparing for war with another kingdom.
a very good peice, that has me thinking of medival times. i just wish was i bit longer!
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I like it, its a pretty good short and sweet loop. just wist it was longer :D
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"this son makes me want to relax."
i like this song. it reminds me of underwater, or a huge cave.
Author's Response:
Oh nos, I was thinking of like a snowy landscape :O
Thanks for the review!
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