Score: 4

"Crappy"

submission: Primal Defence

date: July 17, 2008

It wasn't all that good, the game play was slow and dull, it seemed like a bad rushed clone of Bowmaster, except with the upgrades sliced off. what can i say? How the heck did this get on the front page?!

Score: 3

"Stupid Luck"

submission: Ragdoll Cannon 1.5

date: July 14, 2008

This is game is more guesswork and pure luck. by the 5'th level, its was just stupid luck, guesswork, and stupid level design. for the next game, tighten up the level design, add a skip feature, and stop the ragdolls from flopping around like some kind of a drunken pixie. Also, make a "easy medium hard" graph of the levels.

Score: 4

"Seen Better"

submission: Youda Baby Blimp

date: June 17, 2008

Animaition...Was too slow and jerky. 3.
Story...Good story choice, though kinda boring, because really, an old stork? wtf? 5.
Sound...The sound, is baisicly non existent except for baby gurgles and weird bottle machine sounds.
Overall...Okay, but incredible boring and lacking. WAAAAAH THIS GAME SUCKS!!!(Hey, did you know that a game is bad if it feels like a chore?)
Comments...I don'r really like these games because:
1. You beg for money waaay too much.
2. All of them are just demos. Wha the hell? i know your trying to make a buck here but still...i woulden't pay for these.
3. All of these games stink like rotten eggs.
4. They suck.
5. I would not buy these stinkers. $19.99? Oh hell no. $10.00? In your dreams.
$5.00? If i liked one of these deep-as-a-spoon games, maybe.
$1.00? Then and basically only then.
Down to the point. These games feel to fake and stupid to think that they were ment to be bought.

Score: 10

"Gret little song"

submission: Owls

date: June 16, 2008

I loved how the quirky animation and song went together so well.
Now, if you'll excuse me, i have sing along...
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Owls, everyone is fond of owls, except for mice and shrews and Simon cowells,
and you know they come for you, owls in your dressing room, owls in your gravy,
even if you hide at sea, owls in the navy, Simon cowell your days are numbered, owls will get you while you slumber, in the night come for you and tear your crazy legs in two. Cuz your the king of the king of the beavers, the king of the beavers, you cannot deceive us,
Okay, i don't wanna write down lyrics anymore!!!

Score: 5

"Eh, okay"

submission: How do I delete this?

date: May 24, 2008

its okay. not really the best I've ever seen. and it has a pretty weak story.
So i can't really give it much. And it was yo hard for me, so i just don't really know what the story is REALLY like.

Score: 8

"Wow!"

submission: Joan and Mark

date: May 10, 2008

Wow, this video is just...CRAZY!!!!
i loved the crazy 'doodle' style,
and the music gave the movie a crazy feel.

Score: 0

"Horrifyingly Bad."

submission: A One Level Game

date: April 23, 2008

This game is horrible. Thegame is about as fun and exciting as a wet blanket.
The joke is stupid. If that isn't enough to go on, I don't know what. I would go on, but the game is too short for that. Next time, try to make something thats actually fun.

Score: 10

"Very Fun!"

submission: Insurgo

date: March 14, 2008

it was great to see how far i could get my "tumbling house of cards". this kept me busy for a good hour or so. though i was hoping sometimes it would come crashing down and provide a good shock value, such as "Ahh! i thought my tower was was so stable! how could it come crashing down?!"

Score: 1

"A bubble shooter like i haven't seen?"

submission: Youda Conqueror

date: February 22, 2008

Nope, sorry, this doesn't throw anything new to the table that i 've haven't already seen, and plus the action was too slow for me, if im going to play a GOOD bubble shooter then i'll play Luxor, if i want a good browser based online game i'll look elsewhere. And i also don't like the fact that if we want the full game then we have to pay you 20 bucks, your games are ok, but not that good. Make sure your next game is something original, and make sure its not too slow, your games are just too slow and repetitive for me. Tthe art was ok, not the best. and plus it doesn't give any real motivation for the player.

Score: 1

"its just a lot of bad tweening"

submission: Up is Down Music Video

date: February 9, 2008

this isnt a "music video" this was just a buch of tweening set to music.